Saturday, April 11, 2009

On mass shootings and 20/20...

Being the boring dad of three that I am I admit that I look forward to a few wise words from Mr. Stossel on Friday evenings. I'm not a card-carrying libertarian like he is, but I do appreciate his fact-based proofs of many unpopular ideas. Anyway, last night I turned on 20/20 to find it was about guns. Apparently Stossel and Vargas were taking the night off and left us with Sawyer and some guy we'll call Moron. Now, Moron seems a nice guy, but you can tell from the beginning that his powerful emotions tend to clog up his thinker most of the time. He has all these nuanced facial expressions for emoting but no power of logical thought with which to communicate any reason.

The show so was so multifaceted that I couldn't keep up. First it was shown that it has actually occurred in the United States that someone has accidentally shot someone else and regretted it. I've read about such things but had no idea the stories were based on a possible reality. No good frame of reference was given on the number of deaths.  Death numbers are a funny thing that way. Sometimes they sound like a lot of people when they really aren't. If you knew that 802 people had died from accidental shootings in 2001 it would seem like something to take notice of. However, after being told that 13,000 people died from accidental falling or 12,700 were accidentally poisened, it starts to sound like fatal accidental shootings are about as rare as fatal celebratory backflips on the wrestling mat.

Next we learned that some communities are stricken with gangs and crime. Even in those communities there are still some people who would rather not be shot. So they look to the president of the U.S. to help them (what?). No ideas are presented about how to handle this problem and this is the sly part. In this show there were never conclusions drawn. Just emotionals etups for you to draw your own. The reason is that the conclusions they are setting you up to draw are completely irrational. They won't come out and try to say that illegalizing guns is the answer because they know you're too smart for that. That will only keep them from the good guys, right? The scumbags will still trading drugs and guns regardless.  Let me borrow from a favorite columnist here and mention that the political left are constantly harping on the right to give up on teenage abstinence from sex. It will never happen no matter what we do they say - all teenagers will have sex anyway. Funny how their argument is put back to them concerning criminals and guns and they refuse it.

Back to the show - we now know that guns hurt people sometimes when they are fired in the general direction of people. Now we learn, based on a ridiculous setup, that even armed people cannot defend against mass shootings. Yeah, remember all these stories about guys walking around buildings with everyone trapped inside shooting everything in sight with extra clips of ammo and multiple guns? Where they talk to people, line them up, have a smoke, wander the halls looking around and reloading? Well 20/20 wants you to know that even if you had a gun, if a shooter jumped into a room by surprise and unloaded his gun as quick as he could at the guy in the front row, that guy could never respond in time. Oh really? I'd never have guessed it.... Aside from the bogus setup this causes another unintended consequence. My response is that more people must then be armed. If the one dude with a piece sits in the front row of the classroom we are in trouble. If ten are packing, and scattered about, your odds might improve. The reality, though, is that these people are going into schools, churches, and public buildings for a reason. They get to take their time shooting trapped cowering people. Sometimes they want the cops to finish them off, sure, but only after they've made themselves infamous at the cost of many lives.

Moron had no plan last night for dealing with guns other than ending Virginia's gunshow loophole - and I say go for it. Backgrounds checks are a good idea and we do them in Iowa. Requiring gun safety courses for concealed weapons permits makes sense, and we do that in Iowa. I'm all for reasonable reforms, especially if they aren't a clear political tactic towards a gun ban.

The conclusion that Moron was pushing for was not these reasonable restrictions but a reliance upon the State for all your security needs. Someone is shooting everybody? Well, he'll run out of ammo at some point and then we'll take him to a treatment facility afterwards. Make sure you take yours without a fight or you might be legally responsible for any damamge done to the scumbag.

To which I respond.... I don't think so, Moron. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Gabe is 7, gets his PS2 finally....

Gabriel had a good 7th birthday and finally got a PS2. We have been playing Lego Batman a lot lately. Asher is even getting really good at it. PS2 is old now, but the updated boxes are nice beginner systems since they are tiny, cheap, and have an incredible number of affordable kid's games. We started off with the wireless controller package in order to mount the unit way up above the TV and keep the kids from pulling the console around by the controller cable.

I guess we'll see how long we can go before I'm buying Guitar Hero.... Probably around Christmas if things go well....

Friday, December 12, 2008

My Latest to Brother Harkin...

The logical result of your statist desire to usurp healthcare control is the desire to enforce a code of health on the ruled that infringes upon their liberty.

Although I am disgusted that you are proud to be leading this charge, because there are far more legitimate isues for the government to be concerned with, I am also amused that you can honestly claim that such minor actions will accomplish your intended result. You can build all the bike paths you want (I do enjoy them myself) and open an all-day fruit bar in the government schools, and if no one chooses to make use of them nothing will happen.

Our very lives are in peril so the government action must be greater. Trample on liberties for our own good. We need you to help us whether we know it or not. Please illegalize fast-food and beer immediately. Please establish a government commission to enforce a grocery fairness doctrine where health foods must get equal shelf placement and advertisement as potato chips and Coke. Maybe selling groceries on the open market is a bad idea and we all need equal rations to ensure equal access to a healthy lifestyle. After all health is a right and liberty is a bell.

Ok, so enough funny stuff. Let's get serious and propose something that would actually positively affect the health of the most unhealthy people in our society - the poor. You provide them with government food stamps and they are able to squander them on Coke and Doritos. A simple change to food stamps that enforced they be spent on fruit, vegetables, meat, and bread would be lawful, ethical, free, reasonable, and likely would produce a far greater result than bike paths and school programs.

Someday I hope we will wake up and realize that the government has no place in schooling children, healthcare, agriculture, automaking, or Wall Street and you guys can get back to protecting life, liberty, and our pursuit of happiness.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Hanging out at Grandma Smith's


I thought it would be fun to lose a chunk of the Mazda's front bumper this weekend, so I drove to Manchester hoping that some ice would come off a truck's mudflap and take care of that for me....

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Isaiah's vocabulary

Isaiah has really been starting to converse with us lately. He is saying polysyllabic words and speaking in small sentences. He likes to talk about basketball and spiderman (biterman). He pretends to read books and now tells us "I'm poopy." We probably hear "I want a drink" most of all, though. I took him to a high school football game this weekend and he spent the whole game calling them Hawkeyes. We have him indoctrinated well.... 

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Boys





























It is Fall...

It has been awhile - things have been nusy as usual. I'll just give an update I guess.

Gabriel has begun his fall activities - school, AWANA club, and soccer. He has had two soccer practices and so far seems good at the kicking part, but not so good at the paying attention part. If we can get him to listen to the coach I think he'll play well enough for his first year. He loves AWANA and is memorizing his Bible verses quickly as usual. His schooling is going well since he loves to read - his real challenge is writing and we are improving on that with some effort.

Asher is going to AWANA this year as well and likes it a lot. He plays well and wishes he could be in soccer too. He is tortured watching it without being able to participate. He is learning a lot by listening to Elizabeth read books to him and Gabe. They are reading the Boxcar Children now and have been reading about animals as well.

Isaiah has had allergies pretty bad for weeks now. He isn't letting it slow him down too much, though. He runs around saying any word he wants and dancing all the time. He jumps on and off of furniture to imitate Olympic diving, which he got a big kick out of. He is trouble and entertainment, sometimes simultaneously.

Elizabeth is into her Fall season selling CAbi clothes and has been trying to keep up with everything. She has been enjoying Hawkeye football season with me.

I am trying to finish some home projects before cold weather. I added to those projects by buying an old car that needs some work. My Rodeo is getting pretty ugly so it is now the beater truck for going to Menards and the dump. Once I have a couple things fixed I'll be driving a Porsche 944. It looks pretty good for being old and just needs a little TLC.

I guess we're way behind on posting pics and we just got some so let me crank up the scanner (we're old school) and put some up!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Traded Wheels







We sold our van in the paper and yesterday we drove to North Aurora, IL to pick up a Mazda 5. Not a lot of people are familiar with them yet, but they are a basically a little Mazda car stretched into a compact minivan. It has three rows of two seats each. It drives with a very sporty feel compared to our old van. It also gets a lot better fuel economy. I pulled some pics from their ads.



Monday, June 23, 2008

My Latest Sermon

I preached on Psalm 110 a few weeks ago and it can be found on www.cornerstone-marion.org. This was my third attempt at filling in for Pastor Chris when he is away. It is a lot more work than I had guessed to prepare for that.

The Pool

We got a pass this year for Cedar Rapids pools. It has been a lot of fun for the kids. We have typically gone to either Lake McBride or Palo every week or two in past years but are now ready for more frequent and shorter trips.

Gabe and Asher are both at about the same swimming level, which is that they really don't yet. They dunk and jump and splash around, but so far no more. Hopefully going there a lot more will help, as well as seeing other kids they want to play with in the deeper water. Isaiah loves to run around right in the entry of the zero-depth part. He will only go about a foot deep before turning around, but he has a blast and can be allowed to play there while also keeping track of the other two easily.

Cedar Rapids has five or six pools and two of them are great. The one in our neighborhood is small, but fairly pleasant. The two gripes I have are the rules and the closures of the deep end. Never before in my life have I heard of a pool closing the deep end for "cloudiness." Apparently after a few hours of laborious exertion the lifeguards (ave age of 13?) get to decide that "cloudiness" prohibits them from manning that extra position and they shorten their rotations. The only part of the pool that is enjoyable for anyone over 8 is off-limits. I looked into that cloudy abyss and saw the bottom vividly. If someone had dropped a coin I could've told them heads or tails.

Think about the unmanageable complexity of watching one person at a time jump into the water and then making sure they reach the ladder about 30 seconds later. It's unfathomable that we don't have an intellect test for hiring that position.

Someday my grandkids will hear my stories of diving boards and backflips and say "yeah, but that was back in the dark ages..." That's unfortunate.

Spiritual gifts?

So we were driving through Dubuque last week and passed a Psychic shop. They had their flooded carpet rolled up out on the curb. Hmmm......

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Lego Star Wars

Gabriel was introduced to the Lego Star Wars video game at my friend Josh's house. I have resisted purchasing a video game system so far, but I have upgraded our PC with a nice graphics card and monitor. I went online and quickly found a free demo of the game for PC with enough characters and levels to keep a 6yr old busy for awhile.

It has been fun to watch him learn to play the game. I'm no fan of obsessive gaming, but I do think that some casual playing develops certain skills in a person. Human-machine interaction is a constant fact of life today and it helps to develop a knack for it.

I find it interesting that we can work with Gabriel for hours to teach him something he is not interested in with little success. However, dangle a video game on the carrot stick and he will suddenly be able to type long addresses into Internet Explorer, navigate the Windows menu, etc. Ask him to clean up before he can play and the den will be free of toys in seconds rather than the typical hour and a half.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Family Vacation While Dad Works

Elizabeth went with the kids and her mom to visit her aunt, uncle, and cousins in Marshall, TX. They live on a big plot of land and have animals. There are ten kids in the family so there is a lot going on down there all the time. The boys are shooting guns and enjoying some nice weather. They drove down and are making a little over week of it.

I am working on the main bathroom with my friend Josh I grew up with in Manchester. He is very good at hanging and finishing sheetrock as well as trim carperntry. Those happen to be the two parts of the job I am weak on so it working out well. Today (in a mere 16 hours) we replaced the subfloor, framed in and hung the window, and sheetrocked the ceiling and two walls. It is coming together nicely. In a week the sheetrock should be finished and I'll start laying the tile floor.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Isaiah walks

It has been awhile since I've posted and in that time Isaiah has really become a good walker. He walks all around the house now. He keeps his hands out and takes his time near obstacles, but he doesn't fall often anymore. He loves to dance and play pots and pans as musical instruments while walking. He is getting into everything and getting a mischievous grin. He mostly says no and stop it. He has started answering a sweet little yes to many questions, though. Like his brothers he already has an affection for speaking words clearly and precisely. We don't try to make them speak properly - they insist upon it. Elizabeth and I can say "yeah" 400 times a day and our kids still prefer "yes." Whatever. I just know I'm going to have three little smarties correcting my conversational English in a few years and it's going to be annoying....

Friday, January 11, 2008

Our little visitor


Last night Elizabeth came home from a walk in the dark and found a little friend was visiting our porch swing. She wasn't exactly happy to see him at the time. He was just eating a stick of butter he found in our garbage. Later we had a flashlight on him while banging on our door and he didn't budge. To keep him from making a big mess on the porch I decided to get him to move on down the road by shooting his butt with my BB gun. It is an old spring-powered gun so it doesn't even break skin - just stings pretty good. Well, I shot him and he fell over as though dead instantly. Puzzled by this, I was trying to figure out what had happened when the most obvious thing in the world came to me. Opossums play dead! He wasn't going to scamper away like I'd been hoping - he was going to lay there for hours now! An hour later he was still laying there. Finally, later that night he took off without making a mess on the porch. Hopefully they have good memories....

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Christmas Letter/Update 2007

Dear Friends and Family,

Merry Christmas! This is my first official blog. I hope I will join Paul in his blogging efforts in the new year!

Our year started with the birth of Isaiah in January. My third c-section is definitely not an experience I want to re-live ever. I will spare the details, as most of you have heard them ad nauseum. However, as you can see, all’s well that ends well!




February brought a week and a half stay in the ER with Isaiah as he had RSV and Influenza A. While we were there, Cedar Rapids endured a serious ice storm that knocked out power to almost everyone, including the hospital. There wasn’t an empty bed in the hospital and all the doctors and nurses were sleeping in the halls. It was certainly interesting. Thankfully, Isaiah made a full recovery.

March brought two “falling off the bunk bed and subsequent trip to the ER.” incidents (so that’s why they put warning labels on bunk beds). Asher started it the first night – by the time I got to the e.r. he was totally fine. Gabe ”"fell out” the next night. This time we waited to go to the e.r. and he actually had his first concussion. Thankfully, that was the end of e.r. trips for the year (at least for the boys)!

When summer came, the boys took their first motorcycle ride (inward freaking out on my part).




We had a wonderful time playing outside, enjoying our neighborhood and local parks. The following picture shows just how dirty and tired two boys can get after a long day at Pinicon Ridge State Park:



After last year’s re-do of our front garden – thanks to my dear friend Susan, I continued with my new found love of gardening. I can’t wait to tear into more projects next spring.


We took several trips to local beaches and pools. We also enjoyed a trip to the zoo in Madison where Asher fed the goats and Gabe shocked us all by throwing water bottles at the tapirs. We also enjoyed summer visits from family.

Gabe with his cousin Noah



Grandma Cindy and Isaiah






Asher feeding the goats



Family picture at Eagle Point Park in Dubuque


Visit from my "Texas" cousins



This fall, we finished up a lot of household projects. We also enjoyed our second annual trip to the pumpkin patch in Manchester and we raked and raked and raked. Our first swing set joined the sandbox in the back yard.

I start a new venture in February as an independent fashion consultant for CAbi (Carol Anderson by Invitation). Yes, it’s yet another mlm venture. Thankfully, it’s new to Eastern Iowa and I am one of the only reps in the area. If all works out, it will combine my love of fashion (it’s gorgeous - girls!) and my organizational/office skills without interfering with our family life. I fly to Nashville in January for training. It will be my first time on a plane! Check me out at
www.elizabethsmith.cabionline.com.

Here’s Paul’s update:

I started a new position at Rockwell in February and have been really enjoying it this year. I have found a place I could see myself staying in for a long time. I write software for flight displays and computers for military helicopters. I took one graduate course online through the Summer and took both Spring and Fall off. I have to stop taking breaks or I’ll never finish with it. My third course of ten begins in January.

My big project this year was a chimney replacement from the roof up. The old one came down quickly, but the new one went up very slowly. I learned a lot and hopefully will have a lasting result for my labor. I “cheated” and veneered it with rough manufactured stone. Luckily on an old Craftsman style home the imperfections are part of the character. I think I may have to get a little more detail-oriented as I begin our bathroom remodeling, though. I found the demolition part way too exciting, and I’m bummed that I have to put away the sledgehammer now and get out the tape measure.


Now an individual update on the kids:

Gabriel:

Gabe turned five this year in March with a party at the bowling alley.


Gabe learned to ride a bike without training wheels this year and is good at it. Really good.


We think he might have a bmx future. That kind of scares mom a little bit. I had to endure a couple weeks of taking walks with him while he rode his bike as though he was a remote-controlled toy being controlled by some unseen person. I have no idea where he came up with that. He crashed at least a dozen times. He, along with Asher, had a lot of fun playing with the neighbor kids outside – everyday! Gabe also started kindergarten this fall. I totally freaked out about the pressure and responsibility a week before we were to start, but it has been a good experience so far. He is reading phonetically and behaving better since he has productive things to work on. He is also taking supplemental classes through the Marion Homeschool Program and has had really had a good time. One of our highlights this fall was a trip to see the orchestra as they put on a program for youth every fall. Gabe really loved that. Gabe’s other favorite activity is attending Awana at a local church. They play games and learn Bible verses - which he has excelled at.

Asher:



Asher just turned three….more like finally turned three.


Asher is all boy, yet very cuddly at the same time. We wake up most mornings finding that he has snuck into our room and is sleeping at the foot of our bed. He really keeps up with his big brother and they are generally obsessed with the same things – guns, swords, guns, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, guns and of late, spiderman.

One of our favorite Asher stories happened one warm night this summer. Asher snuck outside right before bed time in only his diaper. I watched from his bedroom window as he skipped along the driveway towards the front of our house and the garden. As he neared the flowers, I called out to him in a very deep voice, “Asher, get in the house. It’s time for bed.” Asher came screaming and running into the house exclaiming “The flowers are talking to me.” Despite my telling him contrary, he still thinks the flowers talked to him. I think that’s why I caught him watering the flowers several times this summer and telling the flowers in a sing-song voice that everything is going to be okay and to enjoy their “milky.”

Isaiah:

Isaiah has changed the most of our three boys, and is taking on his own personality.



Like Paul says, Isaiah has two moods – happy or whiny- with no in between. He has definitely been the most high maintenance baby so far. He loves his mommy time! His looks remind us a lot Gabe as a baby… See:

Isaiah


Gabe



And, then we realize he also looks like Asher. Maybe it should be "My three identical sons...":


Asher


Right now, Isaiah has four teeth and has been crawling for a couple of months now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is walking soon. Of course, he says “da dee” constantly and adores Paul just like the other two did at this age. He is finally eating table food, and he loves it. Next summer should be the one when we have to chase him everywhere!

I hope your year has been as joyful and blessed as ours!!!!

Love – Paul, Elizabeth, Gabriel, Asher and Isaiah