Saturday, April 11, 2009

On mass shootings and 20/20...

Being the boring dad of three that I am I admit that I look forward to a few wise words from Mr. Stossel on Friday evenings. I'm not a card-carrying libertarian like he is, but I do appreciate his fact-based proofs of many unpopular ideas. Anyway, last night I turned on 20/20 to find it was about guns. Apparently Stossel and Vargas were taking the night off and left us with Sawyer and some guy we'll call Moron. Now, Moron seems a nice guy, but you can tell from the beginning that his powerful emotions tend to clog up his thinker most of the time. He has all these nuanced facial expressions for emoting but no power of logical thought with which to communicate any reason.

The show so was so multifaceted that I couldn't keep up. First it was shown that it has actually occurred in the United States that someone has accidentally shot someone else and regretted it. I've read about such things but had no idea the stories were based on a possible reality. No good frame of reference was given on the number of deaths.  Death numbers are a funny thing that way. Sometimes they sound like a lot of people when they really aren't. If you knew that 802 people had died from accidental shootings in 2001 it would seem like something to take notice of. However, after being told that 13,000 people died from accidental falling or 12,700 were accidentally poisened, it starts to sound like fatal accidental shootings are about as rare as fatal celebratory backflips on the wrestling mat.

Next we learned that some communities are stricken with gangs and crime. Even in those communities there are still some people who would rather not be shot. So they look to the president of the U.S. to help them (what?). No ideas are presented about how to handle this problem and this is the sly part. In this show there were never conclusions drawn. Just emotionals etups for you to draw your own. The reason is that the conclusions they are setting you up to draw are completely irrational. They won't come out and try to say that illegalizing guns is the answer because they know you're too smart for that. That will only keep them from the good guys, right? The scumbags will still trading drugs and guns regardless.  Let me borrow from a favorite columnist here and mention that the political left are constantly harping on the right to give up on teenage abstinence from sex. It will never happen no matter what we do they say - all teenagers will have sex anyway. Funny how their argument is put back to them concerning criminals and guns and they refuse it.

Back to the show - we now know that guns hurt people sometimes when they are fired in the general direction of people. Now we learn, based on a ridiculous setup, that even armed people cannot defend against mass shootings. Yeah, remember all these stories about guys walking around buildings with everyone trapped inside shooting everything in sight with extra clips of ammo and multiple guns? Where they talk to people, line them up, have a smoke, wander the halls looking around and reloading? Well 20/20 wants you to know that even if you had a gun, if a shooter jumped into a room by surprise and unloaded his gun as quick as he could at the guy in the front row, that guy could never respond in time. Oh really? I'd never have guessed it.... Aside from the bogus setup this causes another unintended consequence. My response is that more people must then be armed. If the one dude with a piece sits in the front row of the classroom we are in trouble. If ten are packing, and scattered about, your odds might improve. The reality, though, is that these people are going into schools, churches, and public buildings for a reason. They get to take their time shooting trapped cowering people. Sometimes they want the cops to finish them off, sure, but only after they've made themselves infamous at the cost of many lives.

Moron had no plan last night for dealing with guns other than ending Virginia's gunshow loophole - and I say go for it. Backgrounds checks are a good idea and we do them in Iowa. Requiring gun safety courses for concealed weapons permits makes sense, and we do that in Iowa. I'm all for reasonable reforms, especially if they aren't a clear political tactic towards a gun ban.

The conclusion that Moron was pushing for was not these reasonable restrictions but a reliance upon the State for all your security needs. Someone is shooting everybody? Well, he'll run out of ammo at some point and then we'll take him to a treatment facility afterwards. Make sure you take yours without a fight or you might be legally responsible for any damamge done to the scumbag.

To which I respond.... I don't think so, Moron. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Gabe is 7, gets his PS2 finally....

Gabriel had a good 7th birthday and finally got a PS2. We have been playing Lego Batman a lot lately. Asher is even getting really good at it. PS2 is old now, but the updated boxes are nice beginner systems since they are tiny, cheap, and have an incredible number of affordable kid's games. We started off with the wireless controller package in order to mount the unit way up above the TV and keep the kids from pulling the console around by the controller cable.

I guess we'll see how long we can go before I'm buying Guitar Hero.... Probably around Christmas if things go well....

Friday, December 12, 2008

My Latest to Brother Harkin...

The logical result of your statist desire to usurp healthcare control is the desire to enforce a code of health on the ruled that infringes upon their liberty.

Although I am disgusted that you are proud to be leading this charge, because there are far more legitimate isues for the government to be concerned with, I am also amused that you can honestly claim that such minor actions will accomplish your intended result. You can build all the bike paths you want (I do enjoy them myself) and open an all-day fruit bar in the government schools, and if no one chooses to make use of them nothing will happen.

Our very lives are in peril so the government action must be greater. Trample on liberties for our own good. We need you to help us whether we know it or not. Please illegalize fast-food and beer immediately. Please establish a government commission to enforce a grocery fairness doctrine where health foods must get equal shelf placement and advertisement as potato chips and Coke. Maybe selling groceries on the open market is a bad idea and we all need equal rations to ensure equal access to a healthy lifestyle. After all health is a right and liberty is a bell.

Ok, so enough funny stuff. Let's get serious and propose something that would actually positively affect the health of the most unhealthy people in our society - the poor. You provide them with government food stamps and they are able to squander them on Coke and Doritos. A simple change to food stamps that enforced they be spent on fruit, vegetables, meat, and bread would be lawful, ethical, free, reasonable, and likely would produce a far greater result than bike paths and school programs.

Someday I hope we will wake up and realize that the government has no place in schooling children, healthcare, agriculture, automaking, or Wall Street and you guys can get back to protecting life, liberty, and our pursuit of happiness.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Hanging out at Grandma Smith's


I thought it would be fun to lose a chunk of the Mazda's front bumper this weekend, so I drove to Manchester hoping that some ice would come off a truck's mudflap and take care of that for me....